I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
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