I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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