We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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