your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I know her cup size but not her name....
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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