so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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