Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
where are you?
Hypothermia
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
