If i come over, it means nothing
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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