is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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