How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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