I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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