two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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