Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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