Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize
