a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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