i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
thus making me awesome and them whores
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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