You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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