I'm drive I can fine osifer
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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