i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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