look no pants
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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