some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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