My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He did a backflip because drugs
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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