ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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