Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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