Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
