My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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