I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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