singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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