Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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