Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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