Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Randomize
