i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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