I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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