You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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