Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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