she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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