I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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