How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Who died my cat blue again?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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