are you still at the devil's house?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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