East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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