Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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