not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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