oh god the rape fog is back!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
