I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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