Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Randomize
