(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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