To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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