he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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