i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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