Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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