are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
handjob tips. give me some.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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