You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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