adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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