just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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