He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
