Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
dude i'm inner monologue high
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
