I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
His nipple licking is glorious
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