I hope mine doesn't look like that
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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