I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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