If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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